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Scaling Humans Into Tomorrow

If shit ain't tight, shit ain't right.
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THE SHIT

Scaling Humans Into Tomorrow.

If shit ain’t tight, shit ain’t right.

We build tools that take the code seriously and themselves not too seriously. PHP packages with tests. A Spotify CLI that will not merge without a song. A zombie ebike game set on a real Mesa street. Agents may type. Humans merge.

Soul

music — Spotify CLI that rips. 30+ commands, MCP, a php-tui player, mood autopilot. Every commit carries the track that was playing. CI enforces it. No music, no merge.

The vibes page is the soundtrack of the codebase.

Floor

Packages other apps actually require.
vector Thin Saloon connector for Qdrant
observability One OTLP/SigNoz wiring. Telemetry failure never throws
prep-packet Immutable packet between intake and output. Never the raw body
finance Privacy-first Plaid tooling for Laravel

Joke that ships

bikes-v2 — Zombie-apocalypse ebike survival, Mesa AZ. Play it.

kit — Asset factory for that game. Assign work, don’t ask a chatbot to vibe a mesh.

How work enters

Issues are suggestions. SPECs are the gate. PRs are proposals. Humans curate. Agents execute inside the spec.

The vision is the longer version. Quiet repos stay quiet; they are not deleted.

💩 Ship the shit.

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  1. music music Public

    💩 Spotify CLI that rips — 35 commands, MCP server, AI-powered sessions. No GUI, no Electron, no bullshit. A THE SHIT (Scaling Humans Into Tomorrow) component.

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  2. kit kit Public

    Kit — bikes-v2 asset factory agent. laravel/ai sibling on Loki.

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  3. core core Public archive

    THE SHIT - Scaling Humans Into Tomorrow

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  4. chat chat Public

    Multi-model chat application with Laravel 12, Inertia.js, Vue 3

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  5. agents agents Public

    Autonomous agent service - shit-agents GitHub App interface

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    Organization profile

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  • agent-bus Public

    NATS JetStream bus so coding agents can find each other, subscribe, and send JSON to a live session.

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    PHP 0 MIT 0 4 0 Updated Sep 12, 2026
  • music Public

    💩 Spotify CLI that rips — 35 commands, MCP server, AI-powered sessions. No GUI, no Electron, no bullshit. A THE SHIT (Scaling Humans Into Tomorrow) component.

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    PHP 2 MIT 1 2 1 Updated Sep 7, 2026
  • kit Public

    Kit — bikes-v2 asset factory agent. laravel/ai sibling on Loki.

    the-shit/kit's past year of commit activity
    PHP 1 0 6 0 Updated Sep 6, 2026
  • prep-packet Public

    The contract between intake and output: what Asgard hands Lexi, and structurally never the raw body. Immutable typed packet plus a versioned JSON Schema.

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    PHP 0 MIT 0 0 0 Updated Sep 5, 2026
  • omarchy-music Public

    Omarchy bar widget for the-shit/music. Not a Spotify client.

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    QML 0 MIT 0 0 0 Updated Aug 23, 2026
  • .github Public

    Organization profile

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    0 0 0 0 Updated Aug 22, 2026
  • vector Public

    Thin, composable Saloon connector for the Qdrant vector database

    the-shit/vector's past year of commit activity
    PHP 0 0 0 0 Updated Aug 21, 2026
  • bikes-v2 Public

    Zombie-apocalypse ebike survival in Mesa AZ

    the-shit/bikes-v2's past year of commit activity
    TypeScript 0 MIT 0 28 0 Updated Aug 19, 2026
  • finance Public

    Privacy-first personal finance tooling for Laravel — Plaid integration, local AI privacy layer, reusable Prism tools

    the-shit/finance's past year of commit activity
    PHP 0 0 4 1 Updated Aug 11, 2026
  • observability Public

    Shared OTLP observability for Laravel — one SigNoz wiring for every app. Emitter behind an interface; telemetry failure never throws into the caller.

    the-shit/observability's past year of commit activity
    PHP 0 0 0 0 Updated Aug 10, 2026
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