🐀 Welcome
Hello there.
You appear to have stumbled upon my cursed little language.
Please don’t be alarmed — even though he looks scary, he’s mostly just confused and in desperate need of repairs.
Why?
Well, it might have something to do with:
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the compiler being powered by libtcc.dll,
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the VM being literally a hello‑world script,
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or perhaps the fact that half the implemented syntax does not compile correctly,
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and the other half compiles correctly by accident.
You didn’t find CMM.
You tripped over it.
🧩 About
This section is about CMM, a very cursed language I created at 3 AM, powered entirely by hope, dreams, and whatever the AI spat out while I was losing structural integrity.
CMM started as an attempt to recreate the original C-- spec.
It… did not stay that way.
Now it’s a language where:
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conditionals exist but do nothing,
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strings are a lie,
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memory safety is a myth,
-
and the mascot is a possum who lives in your stack and judges your code.
If you’re still reading, congratulations — you’re already braver than most.
🐀 Welcome
Hello there.
You appear to have stumbled upon my cursed little language.
Please don’t be alarmed — even though he looks scary, he’s mostly just confused and in desperate need of repairs.
Why?
Well, it might have something to do with:
the compiler being powered by libtcc.dll,
the VM being literally a hello‑world script,
or perhaps the fact that half the implemented syntax does not compile correctly,
and the other half compiles correctly by accident.
You didn’t find CMM.
You tripped over it.
🧩 About
This section is about CMM, a very cursed language I created at 3 AM, powered entirely by hope, dreams, and whatever the AI spat out while I was losing structural integrity.
CMM started as an attempt to recreate the original C-- spec.
It… did not stay that way.
Now it’s a language where:
conditionals exist but do nothing,
strings are a lie,
memory safety is a myth,
and the mascot is a possum who lives in your stack and judges your code.
If you’re still reading, congratulations — you’re already braver than most.