I write Go, break linux, and stare at packets until they confess.
interested in networking, distributed systems, Linux, Go, and C - basically anything that can fail in increasingly creative ways.
- termshark (fork): apparently, looking at someone else's perfectly good code made me want to rewrite it.
- zec: encrypted secrets storage. the release date is also encrypted. just an experiment
- uuid: because the world desperately needed another UUID library. obviously.
- Stackboard: screenshots and clipboard history for macOS. free, no more "$10 bucks-tool"!
- Go: because I like my bugs concurrent.
- C: because memory safety is apparently optional.
- Linux: because having free time is overrated.
- Networking: it's always DNS. except when it's MTU.
- Distributed systems: because one computer failing wasn't enough.
- Proxies/VPNs: my packets have visited more countries than I have.
- Arch: I use Arch, btw. ofc nobody asked.
- Touch typing: 10 fingers. eventual consistency.
- AI agents / OMP: i gave a language model shell access. now we both make mistakes, but faster.
still trying to figure out how computers work. it's not going well. guys help me
status: works on my machine. please don't touch it.
run diagnostics
[ OK ] go compiler
[ OK ] linux kernel
[WARN] fingers not synchronized
[FAIL] DNS (probably)
[INFO] omp says it's fixed 😭
[ OK ] agent confidence: 100%
[FAIL] it isn't. core dumped
overall status: skill issue
